10 Jul 2014 06:14 | 614,415 notes | Reblog

theumbreonofnight:

wanderersandaliens:

mygayshoes:

brendonboydburie:

only 100 in 5 weeks

man her game is weak

That’s 100 episodes in 35 days.

That’s 2.8 episodes a day.

I’ve had casual watching more intensive than that.

*tumblr collectively laughs*

^

10 Jul 2014 06:14 | 91 notes | Reblog
  • You: Help me Dean. CN
  • Stranger: Why? What's wrong? -DW
  • You: I've been attacked. CN
  • Stranger: Jesus, where are you? -DW
  • You: Hiding in the closet. CN
  • You: I am surrounded. CN
  • Stranger: Which closet Cas? Where are you! -DW
  • You: I CAN SEE THEIR YELLOW EYES THROUGH THE SHUTTERS DEAN. CN
  • Stranger: Cas where the fuck are you? What's surrounding you? -DW
  • You: The cats Dean! So many cats... CN
  • Stranger: Are you fucking kidding me right now. -DW
  • You: Please come save me. CN
  • Stranger: Cats Cas? Really? -DW
  • Stranger: They won't hurt you! -DW
  • You: They want food and I have none. CN
  • You: They're fluffy cuteness is overwhelming. CN
  • Stranger: Then just walk past them! -DW
  • You: I cant! They remind me of you. CN
  • Stranger: Get over yourself, dude. -DW
  • Stranger: What?! -DW
  • You: Mischievous and always hungry. CN
  • Stranger: Well.. I won't deny that. -DW
  • You: Okay Dean, I'm exiting the closet. CN
  • Stranger: Be safe. -DW
  • You: Oh my God they are everywhere. CN
  • You: DEAN CAN I KEEP THEM!!! CN
  • Stranger: Yeah, cats usually come in numbers. -DW
  • Stranger: NO. -DW
  • You: Why not??!!! CN
  • Stranger: CASTIEL NOVAK IF YOU BRING A CAT HOME I'M DISOWNING YOU. -DW
  • You: You don't own me Dean. CN
  • Stranger: I'll find a way to disown you. -DW
  • You: Dean, please. CN
  • You: They're so cute and fluffy. CN
  • Stranger: Absolutely not. -DW
  • Stranger: I'm allergic! -DW
  • You: THIS ONE HAS YOUR EYES. CN
  • You: They fit in my pockets. CN
  • Stranger: No. Cats. -DW
  • You: Too late. CN
  • You: I already named them. CN
  • Stranger: I don't care about anything you say, I am not letting filthy, mangy furballs into the house. -DW
  • You: That's not nice Dean. CN
  • You: Cats have feelings too you know. CN
  • Stranger: Yeah, well, I'm not nice. -DW
  • Stranger: No they don't. -DW
  • You: Also, you are a hypocrite. You say we can't keep any fur balls in the house, yet we keep Sam. And Sam is a moose. CN
  • Stranger: Yes, but he's a human moose who also happens to be my brother. No cats. -DW
  • You: Do cats like honey? CN
  • You: I have some honey in my bedroom... CN
  • Stranger: I don't think that's good for them. -DW
  • Stranger: WHAT AM I SAYING NO CATS. -DW
  • You: *there is a knock on the front door*
  • Stranger: Dean walked over to the front, twisting the knob. "Oh, Jesus." Of course, Cas had a cat.
  • You: He pushed the cat into Dean's face, grinning. "He has your eyes, see!"
  • Stranger: "I don't care about that! Get it away, it's a stray!" He said, backing Cas out the door.
  • You: Cas pouted, giving Dean his puppy eyes. "Please Dean? I named him after you..."
  • Stranger: Dean's eyes went soft for a millisecond. Wait, No! "Absolutely not! I'm allergic! And I hate cats!"
  • You: Cas's lips wobbled and he stepped closer to Dean, holding up the white kitten. "But he's so sassy. He could hunt with us... He could be our guard cat."
  • Stranger: "Sassy?" Dean asked, glaring at the scrap of fur. "No, Cas. Go put him back where you found him. If you want to keep him, you don't get to live here."
  • You: The cat suddenly jumped from Cas's arms, brushing against Dean's legs and meowing. "He likes you." Castiel smile.
  • "Just like me."
  • Stranger: Dean furrowed his brow, stepping away from the kitten. It was so soft... No! He needed to get a hold of himself. His eyebrows knitted together as he looked back up. "Wait, what?"
  • You: Cas blushed and picked the kitten up, placing it on his right shoulder. "Please let me keep him, Dean. I'll take care of him myself and everything."
  • Stranger: Dean ignored that, looking at Cas curiously. "No, no, what did you say before?"
  • You: "I said that he likes you." Castiel blinked at Dean.
  • Stranger: Dean sighed. "What did you say /after/ that?"
  • You: Castiel bit his lips as cleared his throat. "I asked you to let me keep him." He blushed.
  • Stranger: "Cas," he said sternly. "Before /that/, what did you say."
  • You: Cas blushed furiously. "I'm not going to say it again, Dean!" He said, pushing past the hunter to go get the honey from his bedroom.
  • Stranger: Dean grabbed Cas by the shoulder, spinning him around to face him. "If you tell me, you keep the cat."
  • You: Cas's eyes widened and he thought about to for a minute. He glanced at the cat, swallowed, and then whispered, "I said that I like you." He squeaked.
  • Stranger: The corners of Dean's lips turned up. He supposed he'd be able to milk this as much as he wanted, seeing as Cas really wanted this cat. "And by 'like me', you mean?"
  • You: Castiel blushed deeply, glancing at the cat again before speaking. "I mean that I... I mean I love you, Dean."
  • Stranger: Dean's lips spread into a full blown grin. His hand reached out and brushed the edge of the cat's cheek, watching it turn it's nose up at the touch. "I suppose he is cute."
  • You: Cas's lips quirked up and he stepped forward, his nose brushing against Dean's as he breathed against his lips. "Just like the man he's named after."
  • Stranger: Dean's eyes lit up. "Yeah," he murmured, leaning forward and closing the distance.
  • You: Cas smiled against Dean's lips, pulling him close. The kitten leaped off of Cas's shoulder and ran towards his bedroom. Cas chuckled and looked after the little guy. "Maybe we should follow him..." He looked at Dean suggestively
  • Stranger: Dean smiled again. "I'm not opposed to that," he said, tugging Cas by his waist and guiding them after the small white kitten.
10 Jul 2014 04:26 | 345,350 notes | Reblog
mi-fanno-bella:

sixpenceee:

walrusex:

fangirlingoverdemigods:

catiescutiecorner:

noplacelikedisney:

mortisia:

1. Frankenweenie (2012)2. Corpse Bride (2005)3. The Nightmare Before Christmas (1993) 



IM NOT THE ONLY ONE WHO NOTICED THIS

I’ve been cheated my whole life.

"Every story has a beginning, a middle, and an end. Not necessarily in that order." - Tim Burton.

WHAT

Wait… What?!

mi-fanno-bella:

sixpenceee:

walrusex:

fangirlingoverdemigods:

catiescutiecorner:

noplacelikedisney:

mortisia:

1. Frankenweenie (2012)
2. Corpse Bride (2005)
3. The Nightmare Before Christmas (1993) 

IM NOT THE ONLY ONE WHO NOTICED THIS

I’ve been cheated my whole life.

"Every story has a beginning, a middle, and an end. Not necessarily in that order." - Tim Burton.

WHAT

Wait… What?!

10 Jul 2014 04:25 | 573,631 notes | Reblog

avenging-sherl0ck:

throughtheeyesofathespian:

unitedrepublicoffandom:

whoever wrote this character was high as a kite

Fun Fact: This was Josh Gad improvising. He apparently improvised most of his lines, which left the animators with the task of animating whatever Josh Gad’s heart desired.

this just makes olaf 765234% better

10 Jul 2014 04:22 | 386,792 notes | Reblog

simonsayspegg:

unelanabolvangar:

can we just agree that hermione doesn’t give two shits about throwing rocks in the water. she knows exactly what she’s doing bless her

nO BUT
FLICK
HE LITERALLY JUST TAUGHT HER WHAT SHE TAUGHT HIM IN THE FIRST BOOK
YO
SWISH AND FLICK
THIS IS THE CUTEST THING

10 Jul 2014 04:19 | 451,696 notes | Reblog

spadesslick:

horror—terrors:

fun fact: If you separate the 4 and the 2 making them different numbers. Then translate them into Japanese  shi, and ni. Then put the words together, shini, it means death (shini-gami = god of death). So knowing that

The answer to the ultimate question… of life, the universe, and everything is…

death.

That fact is not fun.

10 Jul 2014 04:16 | 298,815 notes | Reblog

deeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan:

castielthebadassangel:

thegabbicave:

0ftenhated:

savannahfaerie:

doctorsaxon:

sweetmotherofpie:

Imagine a movie like The Avengers

But instead of Marvel heroes joining forces

It was Disney Princesses

“I have an army,” Maleficent taunted.

“Yeah?” said Rapunzel, “We have Kuzco.”

YOU THREW OFF MY GROOVE

“That’s my secret Mulan… I’m always off groove

image

“Kuzco.. Smash

when he’s angry he turns into a giant llama

image

LKFD;KFKLS;

10 Jul 2014 04:15 | 471,303 notes | Reblog
gallifrey-feels:

earthgirldonna:

feferipixies:

the-fandoms-are-cool:

everythingis19:

cosmicsyzygy:

Look, I made a gif of this most awesome wizard at the Leaky Cauldron!

DUDE IS READING ‘A BRIEF HISTORY OF TIME’ BY STEPHEN HAWKING
I NEVER REALIZED

are you serious
I always assumed wizards just ignored science, because the fact that “magic” exists, can explain anything. But there are MuggleBorn wizards, ones who, until they were eleven, lived in the real world and learned science and things. Did they all just abandon that normal, muggle knowledge, like Harry did? It’s always been there, itching in the back of my mind.
FOUR FOR YOU SCIENCE WIZARD
YOU GO SCIENCE WIZARD

can we point out that he’s doing wandless magic too
like voldemort couldnt even do that shit
molly fuckin weasley couldnt fuckin do that
who are you

pretty sure this whole series has been about the wrong wizard guys

Plot Twist: He is able to do wandless magic because his comprehensive understanding of quantum physics means that he is the only wizard/witch to actually understand how magic works.

gallifrey-feels:

earthgirldonna:

feferipixies:

the-fandoms-are-cool:

everythingis19:

cosmicsyzygy:

Look, I made a gif of this most awesome wizard at the Leaky Cauldron!

DUDE IS READING ‘A BRIEF HISTORY OF TIME’ BY STEPHEN HAWKING

I NEVER REALIZED

are you serious

I always assumed wizards just ignored science, because the fact that “magic” exists, can explain anything. But there are MuggleBorn wizards, ones who, until they were eleven, lived in the real world and learned science and things. Did they all just abandon that normal, muggle knowledge, like Harry did? It’s always been there, itching in the back of my mind.

FOUR FOR YOU SCIENCE WIZARD

YOU GO SCIENCE WIZARD

can we point out that he’s doing wandless magic too

like voldemort couldnt even do that shit

molly fuckin weasley couldnt fuckin do that

who are you

pretty sure this whole series has been about the wrong wizard guys

Plot Twist: He is able to do wandless magic because his comprehensive understanding of quantum physics means that he is the only wizard/witch to actually understand how magic works.

10 Jul 2014 04:14 | 451,307 notes | Reblog

draco-wolves:

thetallawkwardginger:

songbard5683:

fiestyhysteria:

The child actors in Harry Potter would do their actual schoolwork in the movie to make the school setting more real

math

Definitely math

"Eight?"